Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The "it's a microscopic world" attraction, July 8, 1982, 9:85 p.m.
"it's a microscopic world"
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 20, 2018
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Targeted at: Retirees
Description
Float past scenes in which the tiny barely mobile children of the country disharmonize about sappiness and glory.
Theme Song
The "it's a microscopic world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or gears,
its a world of kids, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time for Homer,
it's a microscopic world after all.
Touring Tips
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Information
- Darkness may be too frightening for children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of heights or elbow, ribcage, spinal, lycanthropic, brain, or romantic disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains exploding effects.
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