Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The "it's a cloying world" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's a cloying world"
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 22, 1970
Duration: 154 seconds
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes
Description
Sail past scenes in which the seldom-blinking youths of the planet bellow about beauty and socialism.
Theme Song
The "it's a cloying world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or gears,
its a world of play, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time to cook rare,
it's a cloying world after all.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something less magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
Trivia
- Some people believe that this attraction is haunted by the restless spirit of a former character.
- All of the girl dolls are named Tinker Bell.
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