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The Disney Wench Whimsy Faire attraction, which recently celebrated its giant anniversary
Disney Wench Whimsy Faire
January 30, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Rating for happy people:
Two thumbs up
This is the place to be if you have no wench-related phobias. Here you can ogle wench hats, be enthralled by wench legends, learn wench traditions, buy wench t-shirts, and have your picture taken with a horrifying wench!
- If traveling with a large group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland sponsors are invited to get stuck on this attraction up to a quarter hour after park opening.
- Minimum height 22" (or 11" and adorable).
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to run away.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled refurbishment from February 21 to March 10.
- In an inaccessible location at the tippy top of the Disney Wench Whimsy Faire, there is a football video game for V.I.P.s.
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