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The Disney Wench Whimsy Faire attraction, monstrously drowning in the shrouded sunlight
Disney Wench Whimsy Faire
July 9, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Six plusses (from "The Tramp" newsletter)
This is the place to be if you have a wench-obsessed spouse. Here you can buy wench costumes, listen to wench storybooks, decorate a wench cookie, buy wench popcorn, and see if you can rent an in-the-flesh wench!
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Instead of riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more relaxing.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the nearby princess meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
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