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At right: The Disney Wench Pretend Faire attraction as seen from the top of Toyland
Disney Wench Pretend Faire
December 21, 1987
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This is the place to come if you have a daughter with a wench fixation. Here you can buy wench clothes, read along with wench legends, learn wench-hunting techniques, buy wench trinkets, and see if you can rent a beautiful wench!
- If you are allergic to peaches, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces or chin, cardiac, ribcage, kidney, social, or familial complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a musical attraction, adults are required to purchase precision glasses.
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