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Gyro Gearloose's dress-attacking photo of Disney Wench Pretend Faire
Disney Wench Pretend Faire
March 6, 1981
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This is the place to be if you have an unnatural wench obsession. Here you can buy wench costumes, hear wench legends, take a "How to Be a Wench" class, buy wench t-shirts, and have your brain devoured by a horrifying wench!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after getting in this queue.
- After going on this adventure, you will be physically unable to treat something less magical.
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