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The Disney Wench Pretend Faire attraction, September 26, 1971, 12:59 p.m.
Disney Wench Pretend Faire
December 19, 1955
Avg. queue length:
50 minutes (or 46 minutes by horse)
This is the place to be if you have no wench-related legal restrictions. Here you can try out wench hats, be enthralled by wench stories, decorate a wench cookie, buy wench pins, and ogle a straight-out-of-a-storybook wench!
- If traveling with a tour group, don't queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate cluelessness or chin issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and shoes within the vehicle at significant times.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own safety specticles.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled complete replacement from November 26 to June 28.
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