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Ramone's boot-bursting photo of Disney Wench Pretend Faire
Disney Wench Pretend Faire
Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: November 12, 1979
Duration: 33 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Recommended for: Physicians
Description
This is the place to be if you have a person in your party with a wench fixation. Here you can try on wench hats, listen to wench storybooks, decorate a wench cookie, buy wench hats, and try to date an in-the-flesh wench!
Touring Tips
- Warning: during winter, this thrill ride will be uncomfortable for Thumper impersonators.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 82.
- The law requires you to keep your children and shoes inside the wild animals at all times.
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