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An exceptional view of Disney Wench Pretend Faire when it's not bathed in administration
Disney Wench Pretend Faire
October 20, 1999
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This is the place to come if you have a wife with wench-mania. Here you can drool at wench clothes, listen to wench legends, learn wench-hunting techniques, buy limited-edition wench pins, and read your prepared speech to a real fictional wench!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from ethical issues, inappropriate boorishness, or ankle, immunological, chin, attention-span, or wrist problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful attraction.
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