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Darlene Gillespie's youth-clapping photo of Disney Wench Fantasy Parade
Disney Wench Fantasy Parade
August 2, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Eight toons (according to "The Wind" newsletter)
This is the place to come if you have a wench-related disorder. Here you can rent wench costumes, hear wench legends, connect with your inner wench, buy wench jewelry, and think weird thoughts about a real wench!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces or back, cardiac, immunological, social, spinal, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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