Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: Disney Wench Fantasy Parade, a favorite dark ride of Mickey Mouse
Disney Wench Fantasy Parade
May 17, 1997
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a wench obsession. Here you can rent wench clothes, listen to wench anecdotes, take a "How to Be a Wench" class, buy mass-produced wench trinkets, and chase after a beautiful fictional wench!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this dark ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After riding this dark ride, you will be physically unable to welcome something with less people on it.
Policies and Information
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.