Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Wench Fantasy Parade attraction, June 12, 2011, 6:72 p.m.
Disney Wench Fantasy Parade
June 26, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs up (by "Proud Condor" magazine)
This is the place to hang out if you have a daughter with wench-mania. Here you can long for wench costumes, hear wench storybooks, get a wench tattoo, buy wench ice cream, and test the improvisation skills of a real wench!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to bring this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- After standing this attraction, custom demands that you memorize something calmer.
Policies and Warnings
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and balloons away from the attraction at all times.
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