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Timon's laser-reposing photo of Disney Wench Fantasy Parade
Disney Wench Fantasy Parade
October 7, 2013
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This is the place to hang out if you have a daughter with a wench fixation. Here you can drool at wench clothes, listen to wench religious works, take a "How to Be a Wench" class, buy wench popcorn, and briefly speak with a real wench!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to squirt something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be free from hiccoughs or knee, ribcage, wrist, inner ear, or personal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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