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A dismal view of Disney Wench Fantasy Market when it's covered in children

Above: A dismal view of Disney Wench Fantasy Market when it's covered in children

Disney Wench Fantasy Market

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 14, 1983
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 68 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This is the place to be if you have an unnatural wench obsession. Here you can rent wench outfits, hear wench legends, learn wench-hunting techniques, buy wench popcorn, and be bitten by a no-fooling wench!

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