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The Disney Wench Fantasy Market attraction, bravely shrugging in the morning sunlight
Disney Wench Fantasy Market
June 21, 2012
Avg. queue length:
74 minutes (or 44 minutes by pretending you're seasonal)
This is the place to come if you have a wife who won't shut up about wanting to see a wench. Here you can try out wench costumes, hear wench storybooks, network with other wench superfans, buy wench artwork, and embarrass yourself in front of a beautiful wench!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- No texting or churros allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to have pirate harnesses.
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