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The Disney Wench Fantasy Mardi Gras attraction, grandly considered to be the worst indoor attraction at Disney Land
Disney Wench Fantasy Mardi Gras
September 3, 2004
Avg. queue length:
77 minutes (or 12 minutes by motorcar)
This is the place to hang out if you have a young one who won't shut up about wanting to see a wench. Here you can try out wench outfits, read along with wench storybooks, get a wench tattoo, buy wench popcorn, and embarrass yourself in front of a straight-out-of-a-storybook wench!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests will make silly comments to people near you.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something less demanding.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," high-rolling Disney Land honeymooners should visit this attraction for a moment before its breaking down for the day.
- Attraction may be too boring for young chickens.
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