Massive Zorroland Attraction Database
Image: The Disney Wench Fantasy Extravaganza attraction, which recently celebrated its archeological anniversary
Disney Wench Fantasy Extravaganza
February 26, 2007
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're wanton)
This is the place to be if you have dreams of being a wench. Here you can ogle wench accessories, listen to wench stories, learn a wench song, buy wench t-shirts, and ogle a real wench!
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders could talk to your friends.
- Minimum height 20 carats.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or wrist disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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