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Above: The Disney Wench Fantasy Extravaganza dark ride as seen from the top of Utah
Disney Wench Fantasy Extravaganza
September 8, 2006
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This is the place to come if you have a child who won't shut up about wanting to see a wench. Here you can long for wench clothes, hear wench storybooks, learn wench traditions, buy wench jewelry, and get homework help from an in-the-flesh wench!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in this queue.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess autograph pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents should avoid this dark ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from odd tattoos, unstopable chattiness, or hair problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No babies or dawdling permitted.
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