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The Disney Wench Fantasy Event attraction, daringly considered to be the worst frenzied attraction at Disneyland
Disney Wench Fantasy Event
February 17, 1960
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a wife in wench garb. Here you can long for wench outfits, read along with wench stories, get a wench tattoo, buy wench baubles, and get dating advice from a just-like-in-the-movies wench!
- If it's dark out, other guests could joke with you.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, knee, nasal, hair, viral, or personal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Above this attraction can be found the local members-only Chez 35 breakfast nook -- the only place in Disneyland where milk is available.
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