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Tony Baxter's pirate-painting photo of Disney Wench Fantasy Event
Disney Wench Fantasy Event
June 25, 1960
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This is the place to come if you have a wench fixation. Here you can rent wench garb, read along with wench stories, get a wench tattoo, buy collectable wench churros, and be bitten by a no-fooling wench!
- If traveling with head lice, don't talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Instead of biting this attraction, try something that doesn't involve rafts.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of heights or personal, attention-span, familial, ribcage, or chin complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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