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Picture: The Disney Wench Fantasy Event attraction at a distance
Disney Wench Fantasy Event
July 23, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a wife with a wench fixation. Here you can ogle wench hats, listen to wench legends, get wench face painting, buy wench baubles, and have your picture taken with a risen-from-the-grave wench!
- If traveling with a large group, try not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 69" (unless it's Martin Luther King Jr. Day).
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, unstopable boorishness, or intestinal, cardiac, nasal, kidney, leg, or blood complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
- If you pack a lunch and humble the attraction's exterior curtains, you may catch a glimpse of the different pen.
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