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Image: A precarious view of Disney Wench Fantasy Celebration when it's shrounded in darkness
Disney Wench Fantasy Celebration
September 28, 1989
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This is the place to be if you have a love for all things wench-related. Here you can buy wench garb, listen to wench anecdotes, learn wench-hunting techniques, buy limited-edition wench popcorn, and embarrass yourself in front of an actual wench!
- Because it is so slow, it is best to avoid this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- Pregnant tikis should avoid this attraction.
- No dancing or monkey business permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and walnuts inside the wild animals at significant times.
- There is an unused bathroom adjacent to this attraction's entrance.
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