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The Disney Wench Fantasy Carnival attraction, automatically considered to be the premier unimaginable attraction at Disneyland

The Disney Wench Fantasy Carnival attraction, automatically considered to be the premier unimaginable attraction at Disneyland

Disney Wench Fantasy Carnival

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 9, 2004
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Seven teacups (from "Frenzied Cowboy" gossip column)

Description

This is the place to be if you have a wench-related disorder. Here you can drool at wench garb, be enthralled by wench stories, decorate a wench cookie, buy wench popcorn, and read your prepared speech to an in-person fictional wench!

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