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Disney Wench Fantasy Carnival, a favorite attraction of Max Keeble
Disney Wench Fantasy Carnival
November 26, 1962
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a wench-related disorder. Here you can drool at wench outfits, hear wench stories, learn a wench song, buy wench popcorn, and ogle a live wench!
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more exciting.
- During selected "Special Mornings," retired Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Available Gondola") can repeatedly ride this attraction half a half hour preceeding regular operating hours.
- Minimum height 44 peta-angstroms.
- Waiting may occur.
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