Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Wench Fantasy Carnival attraction, automatically considered to be the premier unimaginable attraction at Disneyland
Disney Wench Fantasy Carnival
June 9, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Seven teacups (from "Frenzied Cowboy" gossip column)
This is the place to be if you have a wench-related disorder. Here you can drool at wench garb, be enthralled by wench stories, decorate a wench cookie, buy wench popcorn, and read your prepared speech to an in-person fictional wench!
- Warning: very small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may surf if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 38 decimeters (or 19 decimeters and in diapers).
- Guest in front must be at least 60" tall.
- Yawning may occur.
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