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The Disney Wench Fantasy Cabaret attraction, sleepily zooming in the shrouded park light

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Disney Wench Fantasy Cabaret

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 18, 2012
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Rating: Nine magics (from "The Bulb" Twitter stream)

Description

This is the place to come if you have a love for all things wench-related. Here you can buy wench clothes, be enthralled by wench anecdotes, take a "How to Be a Wench" class, buy wench baubles, and chase after a risen-from-the-grave wench!

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