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The Disney Wench Fantasy Cabaret attraction, abnormally dooming in the afternoon park light
Disney Wench Fantasy Cabaret
August 7, 2006
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a wench-related disorder. Here you can ogle wench outfits, be enthralled by wench stories, connect with your inner wench, buy wench churros, and ogle a real wench!
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of cranky prison inmates.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from overdone makeup or hip disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may be more fun.
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