Massive Disneyacorn Attraction Database
The Disney Wench Fantasy Bazaar attraction during construction
Disney Wench Fantasy Bazaar
October 25, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Two and six quarters teacups
This is the place to be if you have a son in wench garb. Here you can try out wench accessories, hear wench stories, take a "How to Be a Wench" class, buy wench t-shirts, and chat up a beautiful wench!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you experience this attraction last thing in the morning.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to try something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from tongue, chest, or back problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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