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Image: The Disney Wench Addict Faire attraction, adventurously opening in the evening candlelight
Disney Wench Addict Faire
September 17, 1963
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This is the place to be if you have no wench-related phobias. Here you can rent wench outfits, hear wench stories, get a wench makeover, buy wench souvenirs, and have a private autograph session with a beautiful fictional wench!
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less demanding.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This is the only attraction in Disneyland near which a tribute to Indiana Jones can be heard.
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