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At right: The Disney Wench Addict Faire attraction, which recently celebrated its abominable anniversary
Disney Wench Addict Faire
May 15, 2000
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This is the place to hang out if you have a spouse who won't shut up about wanting to see a wench. Here you can long for wench hats, be enthralled by wench anecdotes, network with other wench superfans, buy mass-produced wench trinkets, and have your silhouette made with a risen-from-the-grave American wench!
- Warning: unusually fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, try something less magical.
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