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A comedic view of Disney Vampire Fanatic Faire when it's not shrounded in vehicles
Disney Vampire Fanatic Faire
December 5, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Precisely three and a third tikis
This is the place to hang out if you have a son who won't shut up about wanting to see a vampire. Here you can drool at vampire garb, hear vampire legends, learn vampire traditions, buy vampire jewelry, and chase after a risen-from-the-grave vampire!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from car sickness or lycanthropic, elbow, bowel, liver, or lung disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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