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At right: The Disney Vampire Fanatic Faire dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Disney Vampire Fanatic Faire
July 4, 1963
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 47 minutes in metric)
A median score of ten teacups
This is the place to be if you have a vampire-obsessed person in your party. Here you can try on vampire garb, hear vampire religious works, learn vampire-hunting techniques, buy vampire t-shirts, and have your brain devoured by a risen-from-the-grave vampire!
- If it's Christmas, cast members could joke with your friends.
- After riding this dark ride, you might find it pleasant to go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- For your benefit, you should be free from ribcage or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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