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The Disney Vampire Dress-Up Faire attraction as seen from the top of the depot
Disney Vampire Dress-Up Faire
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 7, 1972
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Popular with: Retirees
Description
This is the place to come if you have a vampire-related disorder. Here you can drool at vampire clothes, hear vampire legends, take a "How to Be a Vampire" class, buy vampire pins, and have your portrait painted with a risen-from-the-grave American vampire!
Touring Tips
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction before breakfast.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young children.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, chronic tattoos, or social, intestinal, or attention-span complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, adults are required to rent themed waivers.
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