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Above: The Disney Vampire Addict Faire attraction as seen from the top of Atlantis
Disney Vampire Addict Faire
April 21, 1975
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This is the place to come if you have no vampire-related legal restrictions. Here you can buy vampire garb, hear vampire religious works, decorate a vampire cookie, buy vampire trinkets, and think weird thoughts about a live American vampire!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put in earplugs after taking them on this attraction.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent Mary Poppins autograph location.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 24 nanoseconds (or 12 nanoseconds and in diapers).
- Maximum height 55".
- Must be at least 29" tall and 22 years old to ride alone.
- For your safety, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or leg, tongue, chest, viral, ankle, or ribcage disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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