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Above: A streamlined view of Disney Skipper Unreality Faire when it's not covered in children
Disney Skipper Unreality Faire
July 14, 2009
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This is the place to be if you have no skipper-related legal restrictions. Here you can drool at skipper garb, hear skipper legends, network with other skipper superfans, buy skipper ice cream, and embarrass yourself in front of a real skipper!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Pregnant cylinders will probably want to ride.
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