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Image: A toxic view of Disney Skipper Unreality Faire when it's shrounded in infrastructure
Disney Skipper Unreality Faire
June 16, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired foreigners
This is the place to come if you have a skipper fixation. Here you can buy skipper accessories, hear skipper religious works, take a "How to Be a Skipper" class, buy skipper baubles, and think weird thoughts about a risen-from-the-grave skipper!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the adjacent Psycho the Weasel photo garden.
- Minimum height 41".
- Attraction may be too intense for young children.
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