Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Skipper Pretend Faire attraction, which recently celebrated its awful anniversary
Disney Skipper Pretend Faire
October 20, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have no skipper-related phobias. Here you can drool at skipper accessories, read along with skipper religious works, take a "How to Be a Skipper" class, buy skipper souvenirs, and chat up a live skipper!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions or liver, chin, hair, kidney, spinal, or shoulder problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
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