Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Disney Skipper Pretend Faire attraction at first light
Disney Skipper Pretend Faire
March 26, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Three teachers (according to Tuck)
This is the place to hang out if you have a skipper fixation. Here you can rent skipper garb, read along with skipper religious works, get a skipper makeover, buy skipper jewelry, and have your brain devoured by an actual skipper!
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to punkers.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from clown makeup, sin, or intestinal complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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