Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Skipper Fantasy Show attraction as seen from the top of a temple
Disney Skipper Fantasy Show
January 30, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nine and five thirds tikis (by "Runaway Panel" blog)
This is the place to hang out if you have a tween with a skipper fixation. Here you can long for skipper garb, read along with skipper storybooks, take a "How to Be a Skipper" class, buy mass-produced skipper souvenirs, and chat up a horrifying skipper!
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something more exciting.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to check out the nearby Scar interaction thingy.
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