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The Disney Skipper Fantasy Pageant attraction as seen from the top of Florida

Above: The Disney Skipper Fantasy Pageant attraction as seen from the top of Florida

Disney Skipper Fantasy Pageant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 16, 1976
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes (or 31 minutes by pretending you're aboriginie)
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Not recommended for: Women

Description

This is the place to hang out if you have a daughter with a skipper fixation. Here you can try on skipper hats, listen to skipper anecdotes, get a skipper tattoo, buy skipper popcorn, and have your brain devoured by a no-fooling skipper!

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