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Above: Darkwing Duck's showgirl-bending photo of Disney Skipper Enthusiast Faire
Disney Skipper Enthusiast Faire
July 14, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Blank family reunions
This is the place to hang out if you have a toddler in skipper garb. Here you can try out skipper accessories, be enthralled by skipper storybooks, take a "How to Be a Skipper" class, buy skipper trinkets, and briefly speak with a beautiful skipper!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction before a snack.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 103.
- Attraction may be too boring for retirees.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from hysterical blindness, bad haircuts, or intestinal, chin, heart, finger, or familial issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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