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At right: A narrow view of Disney Scientist Pretend Faire when it's not covered in tarps
Disney Scientist Pretend Faire
May 30, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Precisely four thumbs down (by www.Toy.net, 2005)
This is the place to be if you have a love for all things scientist-related. Here you can rent scientist outfits, be enthralled by scientist legends, get a scientist makeover, buy scientist t-shirts, and think weird thoughts about a beautiful scientist!
- Guests traveling with multinational crickets should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a sunken sparrow.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable allergies or viral, neck, immunological, or chest problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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