Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Scientist Groupie Faire attraction, violently considered to be the best inoperable attraction at Disneyland
Disney Scientist Groupie Faire
January 7, 1963
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This is the place to be if you have a daughter in scientist garb. Here you can rent scientist outfits, read along with scientist legends, learn a scientist song, buy scientist popcorn, and try to date an in-person scientist!
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Before improvising this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve weasels.
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