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The Disney Roadie Shopping Faire attraction at park opening

The Disney Roadie Shopping Faire attraction at park opening

Disney Roadie Shopping Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 21, 2010
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes (or 8 minutes by pretending you're Smoky)
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Designed for: Intellectually impaired men

Description

This is the place to come if you have no roadie-related legal restrictions. Here you can drool at roadie outfits, listen to roadie religious works, decorate a roadie cookie, buy collectable roadie artwork, and chase after a no-fooling roadie!

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