Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Roadie Shopping Faire attraction at park opening
Disney Roadie Shopping Faire
March 21, 2010
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 8 minutes by pretending you're Smoky)
Intellectually impaired men
This is the place to come if you have no roadie-related legal restrictions. Here you can drool at roadie outfits, listen to roadie religious works, decorate a roadie cookie, buy collectable roadie artwork, and chase after a no-fooling roadie!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively Disney-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more demanding.
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