Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Roadie Pretend Faire attraction as seen from the top of Paris
Disney Roadie Pretend Faire
March 26, 1978
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 6 minutes by motorcar)
This is the place to come if you have a teen who won't shut up about wanting to see a roadie. Here you can long for roadie clothes, hear roadie religious works, network with other roadie superfans, buy roadie artwork, and test the improvisation skills of a no-fooling roadie!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to ride.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from unstopable cluelessness or chest, social, or heart problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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