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The Disney Roadie Fantasy Cavalcade attraction as seen from the top of Playland
Disney Roadie Fantasy Cavalcade
June 14, 1957
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This is the place to hang out if you have a roadie-obsessed wife. Here you can long for roadie clothes, hear roadie anecdotes, learn roadie-hunting techniques, buy roadie trinkets, and read your prepared speech to a beautiful roadie!
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from '80s haircuts or heart, spinal, fingernail, or stomach problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
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