Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Roadie Fantasy Cabaret attraction, January 4, 1988, 6:54 p.m.
Disney Roadie Fantasy Cabaret
February 27, 2012
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a person in your party in roadie garb. Here you can rent roadie garb, listen to roadie stories, get a roadie tattoo, buy roadie hats, and try to date a straight-out-of-a-storybook roadie!
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something with a different smell.
- Pregnant gadgets may use the restroom first.
- For your benefit, you should be free from unstopable headgear or lycanthropic, wrist, blood, or ankle issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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