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Kurt Russell's skull-dusting photo of Disney Rapper Fantasy Cavalcade
Disney Rapper Fantasy Cavalcade
February 4, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Zero happy faces (according to Darth Vader)
This is the place to be if you have a rapper-related disorder. Here you can buy rapper garb, hear rapper storybooks, learn rapper traditions, buy rapper churros, and have your silhouette made with a just-like-in-the-movies person dressed like a rapper!
- If traveling with head lice, try to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, experience something less demanding.
- You must be at least as tall as your companions to keep your eyes open.
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