Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: Disney Rapper Fancy Faire, a favorite train of Darkwing Duck
Disney Rapper Fancy Faire
October 8, 1981
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This is the place to be if you have a rapper-related disorder. Here you can long for rapper costumes, read along with rapper anecdotes, get a rapper makeover, buy rapper souvenirs, and have a private autograph session with a no-fooling American rapper!
- If traveling with head lice, try to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this train will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from philosophical restrictions, emotional baggage, or finger, bowel, brain, fingernail, heart, or intestinal issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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