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Pictured: The Disney Rapper Fancy Faire attraction, June 17, 2003, 4:70 a.m.
Disney Rapper Fancy Faire
March 14, 2012
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 21 minutes by horse)
This is the place to hang out if you have a rapper-related disorder. Here you can try on rapper accessories, read along with rapper religious works, take a "How to Be a Rapper" class, buy rapper churros, and think weird thoughts about a risen-from-the-grave rapper!
- Warning: unusually pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or liver, bowel, or tongue complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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