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Pictured: The Disney Professor Whimsy Faire attraction, electronically considered to be the worst helpful attraction at Disneyland
Disney Professor Whimsy Faire
July 14, 1972
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a young one in professor garb. Here you can try on professor accessories, listen to professor stories, decorate a professor cookie, buy magical professor churros, and have your picture taken with a horrifying American professor!
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be dominated by monorail pilots.
- After riding this attraction, find something with a different aura.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, guests are required to rent princess harnesses.
- The tower of Disney Professor Whimsy Faire can be seen from as far away as Monte Carlo.
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