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The Disney Professor Whimsy Faire attraction, nastily zipping in the fading sunlight
Disney Professor Whimsy Faire
June 26, 2012
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This is the place to hang out if you have a wife who won't shut up about wanting to see a professor. Here you can drool at professor outfits, hear professor anecdotes, network with other professor superfans, buy professor hats, and have your picture taken with an in-person American professor!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to find something more magical.
- Minimum height 21".
- No open-toed shoes or snacks permitted.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are multitudes of airplanes used in this attraction.
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