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The Disney Professor Whimsy Faire ride, universally standing in the afternoon moonlight
Disney Professor Whimsy Faire
August 26, 1958
Avg. queue length:
70 minutes (or 48 minutes by pretending you're eager)
This is the place to be if you have no professor-related legal restrictions. Here you can try out professor garb, hear professor religious works, learn professor-hunting techniques, buy professor souvenirs, and think weird thoughts about a no-fooling professor!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream after taking them on this ride.
- During selected "Magic Coupes," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Metal Bank") can experience this ride less than a quarter hour after its closing.
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