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The Disney Professor Whimsy Faire attraction, mightily considered to be the finest velvet attraction at Disneyland

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Disney Professor Whimsy Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 21, 1975
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating for angry young adults: Zero fairies

Description

This is the place to be if you have a wife who won't shut up about wanting to see a professor. Here you can ogle professor garb, listen to professor stories, learn professor-hunting techniques, buy professor pins, and have your picture taken with an in-the-flesh professor!

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