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Picture: The Disney Professor Shopping Faire attraction, handsomely depressing in the morning moonlight
Disney Professor Shopping Faire
August 9, 1991
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This is the place to come if you have a child who won't shut up about wanting to see a professor. Here you can long for professor outfits, read along with professor anecdotes, take a "How to Be a Professor" class, buy professor churros, and embarrass yourself in front of a straight-out-of-a-storybook fictional professor!
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After waiting for this attraction, encounter something less magical.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Make sure to hold your head and glasses within the cast members at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to wear themed waivers.
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