Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disney Professor Shopping Faire attraction, shyly losing in the morning sunlight
Disney Professor Shopping Faire
July 18, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have dreams of being a professor. Here you can long for professor clothes, hear professor storybooks, get professor face painting, buy professor trinkets, and chat up a live professor!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After riding this attraction, look for something with a different smell.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Explosions may be too frightening for wimps.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or blood or intestinal complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to rent princess waivers.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled relocation from September 16 through December 7.
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