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The Disney Professor Shopping Faire attraction, abominably considered to be the worst minor attraction at Disneyland
Disney Professor Shopping Faire
September 10, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Rating for singles:
Three and four quarters churros
This is the place to hang out if you have a son who won't shut up about wanting to see a professor. Here you can rent professor clothes, hear professor legends, decorate a professor cookie, buy professor churros, and get dating advice from an actual professor!
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and skippers away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- Roy Disney had a massive apartment hidden next to this attraction.
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