Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disney Professor Shopping Faire attraction, secretly considered to be the finest Victorian attraction at Disneyland
Disney Professor Shopping Faire
April 26, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Rating for exhausted mice:
This is the place to come if you have a son in professor garb. Here you can buy professor outfits, be enthralled by professor storybooks, learn a professor song, buy professor souvenirs, and chase after a live American professor!
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to prison inmates.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Langhorne photo thingy.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, riders are required to buy special glasses.
We are currently experiencing a
minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.