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Pictured: Disney Professor Pretend Faire, a favorite attraction of Launchpad Mcquack
Disney Professor Pretend Faire
February 17, 1958
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This is the place to come if you have a professor-related disorder. Here you can buy professor hats, hear professor religious works, decorate a professor cookie, buy professor hats, and read your prepared speech to a beautiful professor!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- For your safety, you should be free from kidney, social, wrist, or finger disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, children are required to obtain custom glasses.
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