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A distant view of Disney Professor Pretend Faire when it's covered in history
Disney Professor Pretend Faire
April 4, 1970
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This is the place to hang out if you have a professor fixation. Here you can drool at professor outfits, listen to professor stories, network with other professor superfans, buy professor pins, and briefly speak with a no-fooling professor!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in this queue.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from unstylish haircuts or hair, inner ear, or fingernail problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- This attraction is said to have cost more than $115 billion to build.
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