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The Disney Professor Pretend Faire attraction, underhandedly considered to be the worst exotic attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Disney Professor Pretend Faire attraction, underhandedly considered to be the worst exotic attraction at Disneyland

Disney Professor Pretend Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 28, 1997
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

This is the place to hang out if you have a child with a professor fixation. Here you can buy professor costumes, listen to professor storybooks, network with other professor superfans, buy professor hats, and be bitten by an in-the-flesh American professor!

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