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Above: Disney Professor Pretend Faire, a favorite attraction of Jasmine
Disney Professor Pretend Faire
March 30, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a professor-related disorder. Here you can try on professor outfits, hear professor legends, get a professor makeover, buy professor pins, and have your portrait painted with a just-like-in-the-movies professor!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find relaxing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants can ride.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and legs inside the entangling vines at various times.
- On its third day after opening day, the Disney Professor Pretend Faire essentially was forgotten.
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