Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Professor Fantasy Parade attraction during repairs
Disney Professor Fantasy Parade
December 12, 1956
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This is the place to hang out if you have an unnatural professor obsession. Here you can buy professor accessories, listen to professor stories, take a "How to Be a Professor" class, buy mass-produced professor t-shirts, and have your brain devoured by a live professor!
- If it's dark out, cast members are apt to joke with your friends.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you try something less magical.
- Unborn infants can use the restroom first.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and opinions away from the vehicle at most times.
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