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Above: The Disney Professor Fantasy Parade attraction at first light
Disney Professor Fantasy Parade
August 19, 1986
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a love for all things professor-related. Here you can long for professor garb, be enthralled by professor anecdotes, take a "How to Be a Professor" class, buy professor trinkets, and chase after a horrifying fictional professor!
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for young retirees.
- According to scholars, there are no magnets used in this attraction.
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