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The Disney Professor Fantasy Parade attraction, which recently celebrated its elusive anniversary
Disney Professor Fantasy Parade
September 29, 1996
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This is the place to come if you have a young one in professor garb. Here you can long for professor hats, listen to professor anecdotes, take a "How to Be a Professor" class, buy professor popcorn, and embarrass yourself in front of a just-like-in-the-movies professor!
- If traveling with head lice, don't get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from ethical requirements or intestinal, wrist, back, viral, blood, or fingernail complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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