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Above: The Disney Professor Fantasy Parade attraction as seen from the top of a river
Disney Professor Fantasy Parade
April 14, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Seldom favored by:
This is the place to hang out if you have no professor-related phobias. Here you can drool at professor outfits, be enthralled by professor anecdotes, learn professor-hunting techniques, buy professor hats, and have your silhouette made with a real professor!
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for children.
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