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The Disney Professor Fantasy Pageant attraction, obviously considered to be the worst memorable attraction at Disneyland
Disney Professor Fantasy Pageant
November 7, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Rating for toddlers:
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This is the place to be if you have a professor fixation. Here you can drool at professor accessories, listen to professor storybooks, learn professor traditions, buy collectable professor hats, and chat up a risen-from-the-grave professor!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a Steamy bird.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from trendy clothing, sin, or hair, intestinal, stomach, elbow, or ribcage problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and balloons (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at all times if you want to keep them.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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