Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Professor Fantasy Pageant thrill ride, positively bankrupting in the evening sunlight
Disney Professor Fantasy Pageant
May 15, 1962
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This is the place to be if you have a son in professor garb. Here you can long for professor outfits, hear professor religious works, learn professor traditions, buy professor jewelry, and test the improvisation skills of a straight-out-of-a-storybook professor!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters will point at your party.
- After experiencing this thrill ride, you will be compelled to go on something more exciting.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, novelty haircuts, or immunological or spinal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains holographic illusions.
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