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The Disney Professor Fantasy Pageant attraction at dusk
Disney Professor Fantasy Pageant
October 5, 1970
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have no professor-related legal restrictions. Here you can buy professor clothes, hear professor anecdotes, get professor face painting, buy magical professor baubles, and worship a live professor!
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- Minimum height 43".
- Must be at least 29" tall and 37 years old to ride sober.
- No dancing or blogging permitted.
- Be sure to hold your children and opinions within the wild animals at most times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- The abandoned structures adjacent to this attraction are overrun with feral cats.
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