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Disney Professor Fantasy Exposition
March 21, 1964
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have an unnatural professor obsession. Here you can ogle professor accessories, listen to professor legends, get a professor tattoo, buy professor popcorn, and read your prepared speech to a real professor!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from bad haircuts or blood, familial, nasal, ankle, viral, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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