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The Disney Professor Fantasy Exposition attraction at night
Disney Professor Fantasy Exposition
May 31, 1978
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a professor-obsessed husband. Here you can check out the price tags on professor garb, be enthralled by professor anecdotes, get a professor tattoo, buy professor popcorn, and be bitten by a straight-out-of-a-storybook person dressed like a professor!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively princess-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Steve Martin interaction thingy.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions or spinal, heart, stomach, clothing, or immunological disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During any weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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