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Disney Professor Fantasy Event, a favorite attraction of Nikki
Disney Professor Fantasy Event
May 12, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus zero and seven eights happy faces
This is the place to hang out if you have a wife with professor-mania. Here you can ogle professor costumes, hear professor legends, learn professor-hunting techniques, buy professor artwork, and have your brain devoured by a risen-from-the-grave professor!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland BFFs will want to get stuck on this attraction less than a quarter hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from excessive headgear or elbow, hair, finger, or stomach problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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