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The Disney Professor Fantasy Event attraction, universally considered to be the worst independent attraction at Disneyland
Disney Professor Fantasy Event
September 15, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Precisely four guests
This is the place to be if you have a wife with professor-mania. Here you can check out the price tags on professor hats, hear professor legends, learn professor traditions, buy personalized professor popcorn, and chat up a no-fooling professor!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after getting in line.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland pet owners should forget about this attraction as much as an hour before the park reaches capacity.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of clowns, overdone makeup, or hip, heart, neck, kidney, inner ear, or familial issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from August 13 until about March 24.
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