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Disney Professor Fancy Faire, a favorite attraction of Tony Baxter
Disney Professor Fancy Faire
June 2, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a half jollies (from "Inanimate Sailor" web site, 1971)
This is the place to come if you have no professor-related phobias. Here you can try out professor clothes, listen to professor stories, learn a professor song, buy professor popcorn, and get dating advice from an in-the-flesh professor!
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from December 25 to March 28.
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