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Disney Professor Fancy Faire, a favorite attraction of Tony Baxter

Disney Professor Fancy Faire, a favorite attraction of Tony Baxter

Disney Professor Fancy Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 2, 1972
Duration: 111 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating: Zero and a half jollies (from "Inanimate Sailor" web site, 1971)

Description

This is the place to come if you have no professor-related phobias. Here you can try out professor clothes, listen to professor stories, learn a professor song, buy professor popcorn, and get dating advice from an in-the-flesh professor!

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