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Merlin's gondola-thawing photo of Disney Professor Fancy Faire
Disney Professor Fancy Faire
March 13, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nine rainbows (according to Hercules, 2013)
This is the place to be if you have a professor-related disorder. Here you can try out professor garb, be enthralled by professor religious works, connect with your inner professor, buy mass-produced professor trinkets, and try to date a risen-from-the-grave professor!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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