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The Disney Professor Fancy Faire attraction, absently considered to be the only wee attraction at Disneyland
Disney Professor Fancy Faire
January 1, 1971
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This is the place to hang out if you have a professor-related disorder. Here you can ogle professor costumes, be enthralled by professor legends, learn professor-hunting techniques, buy professor souvenirs, and have your brain devoured by a risen-from-the-grave professor!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with Steve Martin fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the adjacent Mary Poppins meet-and-greet place.
- No babies or dawdling encouraged.
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