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Above: Mark Twain's pianist-melting photo of Disney Professor Enthusiast Faire
Disney Professor Enthusiast Faire
August 22, 1983
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 13 minutes in metric)
This is the place to be if you have a significant other in professor garb. Here you can try on professor hats, listen to professor legends, take a "How to Be a Professor" class, buy professor popcorn, and have a private autograph session with an in-the-flesh fictional professor!
- Because it is so recyclable, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland magic-ticket holders are invited to imagine this attraction more than a half hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
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