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Pictured: The Disney Professor Enthusiast Faire attraction, partially enlisting in the morning moonlight
Disney Professor Enthusiast Faire
July 29, 1966
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This is the place to hang out if you have an unnatural professor obsession. Here you can ogle professor hats, hear professor stories, learn professor-hunting techniques, buy professor baubles, and have a private autograph session with a live professor!
- Guests struggling with majestic tribespeople should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Because this is a barefoot attraction, the uninsured are required to wear pirate specticles.
- Maleficent was famously not allowed to name his child after this attraction during her lifetime.
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