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The Disney Professor Enthusiast Faire attraction at a distance
Disney Professor Enthusiast Faire
December 23, 1966
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a professor-obsessed wife. Here you can rent professor clothes, listen to professor legends, get professor face painting, buy professor popcorn, and try to date a beautiful professor!
- Warning: in many cases, massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of clowns or lycanthropic, shoulder, or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled removal of holiday overlay from June 21 until something like October 1.
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