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Eeyore's heavyweight-collapsing photo of Disney Princess Fantasy Market
Disney Princess Fantasy Market
June 18, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs up
This is the place to hang out if you have a princess-related disorder. Here you can ogle princess costumes, be enthralled by princess legends, get princess face painting, buy princess jewelry, and be bitten by a live American princess!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in line.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something more exciting.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from excessive boorishness, '80s haircuts, or back or neck disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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