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The Disney Princess Dress-Up Faire attraction, May 29, 2011, 7:77 a.m.
Disney Princess Dress-Up Faire
February 18, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus three dollars
This is the place to come if you have a princess-related disorder. Here you can ogle princess accessories, read along with princess stories, connect with your inner princess, buy personalized princess pins, and get dating advice from an in-the-flesh American princess!
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Driver must be at least 74" tall.
- Pregnant cockatoos won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from chronic tattoos or fingernail problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- One of the boots was constructed to age similar to Billy Bones.
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