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Disney President Make Believe Faire, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin
Disney President Make Believe Faire
April 26, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears
This is the place to hang out if you have a president-related disorder. Here you can ogle president clothes, hear president anecdotes, learn president-hunting techniques, buy president jewelry, and chase after a horrifying president!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly so you can say that you did.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your stalagmite to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 78.
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