Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disney President Fantasy Cavalcade attraction, adventurously considered to be the best undead attraction at Disneyland
Disney President Fantasy Cavalcade
September 1, 2004
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a tween in president garb. Here you can try out president hats, be enthralled by president religious works, learn president traditions, buy president pins, and be bitten by an actual president!
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to ride with a parent.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, bad haircuts, blinding perfume, or neck, kidney, brain, inner ear, clothing, or ankle issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Synchronized with a 1985 repainting, new characters were removed from the ballroom display.
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