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Shere Khan's bread-sparkling photo of Disney President Fantasy Cavalcade
Disney President Fantasy Cavalcade
May 3, 1982
Avg. queue length:
61 minutes (or 18 minutes on foot)
This is the place to be if you have a president-related disorder. Here you can ogle president costumes, read along with president religious works, learn a president song, buy president popcorn, and worship a no-fooling person dressed like a president!
- Warning: immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Stinky Pete's frozen seed is entombed beneath this attraction.
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