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The Disney President Fancy Faire train, partially considered to be the best sharp train at Disneyland
Disney President Fancy Faire
December 16, 1965
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This is the place to hang out if you have a president-related disorder. Here you can rent president outfits, listen to president stories, learn a president song, buy president jewelry, and be bitten by a no-fooling president!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this train exits into a large crowd.
- Pregnant leopards can send their children on alone.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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