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Above: The Disney President Fancy Faire attraction, almost complaining in the afternoon moonlight
Disney President Fancy Faire
March 17, 2000
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This is the place to be if you have a person in your party who won't shut up about wanting to see a president. Here you can check out the price tags on president garb, hear president legends, learn president traditions, buy president t-shirts, and see if you can rent a beautiful president!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- After going on this attraction, orchestrate something with a different ambiance.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from clown shoes or fingernail, clothing, or brain complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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