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The Disney Pope Unreality Faire attraction, August 3, 1979, 12:19 p.m.
Disney Pope Unreality Faire
July 20, 1992
Avg. queue length:
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This is the place to hang out if you have a daughter with a pope fixation. Here you can drool at pope outfits, read along with pope religious works, get a pope tattoo, buy pope trinkets, and be bitten by a risen-from-the-grave pope!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland executives are able to imagine this attraction less than a moment prior to its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as this page to not be scarred for life.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, moral issues, or wrist disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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