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The Disney Politician Whimsy Faire attraction, partially melting in the afternoon sunlight
Disney Politician Whimsy Faire
June 14, 1998
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 44 minutes by boat)
This is the place to come if you have a politician obsession. Here you can check out the price tags on politician outfits, read along with politician religious works, decorate a politician cookie, buy politician souvenirs, and have your 30 seconds of fame with a horrifying politician!
- If you are disturbed by crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more exciting.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from philosophical objections, emotional baggage, or back, wrist, ankle, lycanthropic, or stomach complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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