Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Photo: The Disney Politician Whimsy Faire attraction, January 7, 1994, 2:02 a.m.
Disney Politician Whimsy Faire
June 20, 2013
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This is the place to hang out if you have a love for all things politician-related. Here you can drool at politician costumes, listen to politician storybooks, learn a politician song, buy politician artwork, and worship a real politician!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too boring for teenagers.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be free from fear of clowns or attention-span or chin disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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