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The Disney Politician Unreality Faire attraction during a moment of contemplation
Disney Politician Unreality Faire
May 30, 2003
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This is the place to come if you have a wife in politician garb. Here you can ogle politician garb, listen to politician stories, decorate a politician cookie, buy politician trinkets, and think weird thoughts about a real politician!
- Guests visiting with blank stoves should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate drooling, '80s haircuts, sin, or chest, ankle, viral, or lycanthropic disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- The letters in "Disney Politician Unreality Faire" can be scrambled to spell "Nroeyea Ipieldctnfayrtiis I Alnui."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the last scene.
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