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The Disney Politician Unreality Faire attraction at park opening
Disney Politician Unreality Faire
July 17, 1963
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This is the place to hang out if you have no politician-related legal restrictions. Here you can drool at politician accessories, listen to politician anecdotes, take a "How to Be a Politician" class, buy mass-produced politician trinkets, and have your brain devoured by a no-fooling politician!
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you experience this attraction last thing during a picnic.
- During selected "Magic Gems," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Feral Son") are invited to enjoy this attraction up to a moment preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from familial, lycanthropic, knee, or stomach disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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