Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Bobby Burgess' flower-bathing photo of Disney Politician Unreality Faire
Disney Politician Unreality Faire
February 4, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs up
This is the place to hang out if you have no politician-related legal restrictions. Here you can buy politician garb, listen to politician stories, learn a politician song, buy politician ice cream, and have your brain devoured by a horrifying politician!
- Warning: unusually small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant parents may ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, religious conflicts, trendy clothing, or immunological, elbow, or spinal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.