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Disney Politician Unreality Faire, a favorite attraction of Belle
Disney Politician Unreality Faire
August 28, 2002
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This is the place to come if you have a spouse in politician garb. Here you can buy politician clothes, be enthralled by politician legends, take a "How to Be a Politician" class, buy politician popcorn, and get homework help from an actual politician!
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 107.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to buy themed harnesses.
- The glow of Disney Politician Unreality Faire can be seen from as far away as the woods.
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