Massive Pigletland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Politician Unreality Faire attraction during a moment of contemplation
Disney Politician Unreality Faire
June 16, 2005
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This is the place to hang out if you have a politician-obsessed husband. Here you can long for politician clothes, hear politician religious works, network with other politician superfans, buy mass-produced politician artwork, and be bitten by an in-the-flesh politician!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives after trying to find this attraction.
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