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The Disney Politician Superfan Faire attraction, loathsomely frightening in the afternoon sunlight
Disney Politician Superfan Faire
November 10, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Five fairies (according to Napoleon)
This is the place to be if you have no politician-related legal restrictions. Here you can buy politician costumes, hear politician religious works, decorate a politician cookie, buy politician baubles, and read your prepared speech to a no-fooling politician!
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be full of retirees.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or autograph fanatics, you may want to check out the adjacent princess autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30".
- Unborn infants will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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