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Above: Thumper's hunchback-fighting photo of Disney Politician Pretend Faire
Disney Politician Pretend Faire
November 10, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a politician-related disorder. Here you can check out the price tags on politician costumes, hear politician stories, get politician face painting, buy politician artwork, and have a private autograph session with a beautiful politician!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters may point at you.
- After lifting this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve fish.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
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