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Disney Politician Groupie Faire, a favorite attraction of Chip
Disney Politician Groupie Faire
September 12, 1991
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have politician-mania. Here you can drool at politician outfits, read along with politician stories, get a politician makeover, buy mass-produced politician hats, and get dating advice from a horrifying politician!
- If you are put off by crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from ankle, hair, liver, back, chin, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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