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José's snow-educating photo of Disney Politician Groupie Faire
Disney Politician Groupie Faire
October 23, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Six guests (according to www.DLSculpture.net)
This is the place to come if you have no politician-related phobias. Here you can ogle politician clothes, be enthralled by politician legends, learn politician-hunting techniques, buy mass-produced politician souvenirs, and briefly speak with a live politician!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something longer.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and not concerned about safety).
- Maximum IQ 52.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for retirees.
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