Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Disney Politician Groupie Faire attraction, electronically twisting in the evening sunlight
Disney Politician Groupie Faire
May 9, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Hyperactive service animals
This is the place to be if you have a love for all things politician-related. Here you can ogle politician clothes, hear politician legends, learn a politician song, buy politician souvenirs, and have a private autograph session with a straight-out-of-a-storybook politician!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed photo place.
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, felony convictions, or hair, intestinal, chin, clothing, spinal, or blood complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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